If president, this man would have the power to order a nuclear attack. How likely is he to love his enemies? Just how stable is this putz of the desert?
But, on the other hand, if Barrack Obama were president, he wouldn't fight back not matter WHAT THE HECK happened. The U.S. could be completely in flames from terrorist attacks, and Barry would want to hold a dialog with them.
Are these REALLY our choices?
Hold on to your ass America! The upcoming ride is going to be very painful!
!!!WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!!!
THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE!!!
This November, write in the name of RELAX MAX for president!
He's young enough.
He's white enough.
He's arrogant enough.
He's DEFINITELY dumb enough.
Be like Relax Max and just DO it!!!
"I may screw you, but I won't KILL you!!!"
—I'm Relax Max, and I approved this message.
"The world has many problems. Pussy is always the answer." —Relax Max