The polls show his lead widening. The news media have called it. The good news that Whoopie and her View crew have been proclaiming for months is all but official: Hail to the chief!
Finally, real change is in store for America. Isn't it just about time? Hallelujah! I can't wait! The long national nightmare is over! Happy days are here again!
No need for the good guys to threaten to run off to Canada.
The changes will probably be obvious only minutes after the One takes office. Thank you God.