Sunday, November 2, 2008

Polls say it's in the bag for Obama-Biden!

You'll shoot your eye out, McCain!"

Ho! Ho! Ho!


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i think i got stupider since i got to florida cause i don't see what i am supposed to see i guess. is that a big bug eating obama's arm? sorry. you know we dumbed down our schools here so much that 25 is passing in palm beach county now.

smiles, bee

ettarose said...

If he does shoot his eye out then we will always have HER to fall back on. Actually is that all she is good for? Falling on and wet dreams?

Relax Max said...

@Bee - Ok. This one is based on the movie A Christmas Story where Ralphie wants a BB gun so very badly (back in the 1940s) for Christmas and everyone tells 'You'll shoot your eye out."

He finally resorts to asking Santa himself, at a department store, but forgets what to say. Santa's helper drops Ralphie down the slide but Ralphie remembers and stops himself from going down the slide and turns and tells Santa he wants a BB gun. Ralphie wears glasses, btw.

McCain has been asking for the presidency. But Obama has apparently bcome Santa Claus and is in the driver's seat.

McCain takes his eye off the prize and, too late, turns to tell Santa what he wants.

And, like in the movie, Santa/Obama taps RalphieMcCain with his boot and pushes him down the slide in defeat with a hearty Ho! Ho! Ho! as his lackey helper (Little Joey Biden) delivers the final blow: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

And Satire that has to be explained should not be here. Sorry, Bee. I will do better next time. Ted Turner will be sad that there is one person in Georgia who hasn't watched TBN's 24 hours of Ralphie on Christmas day every year for the past umpteen years. I thought everyone had. Tune in TBS this Chistmas. Don't worry - it runs all day long, so you can watch it 10 minutes at a time. :)
@Ettarose -First, thank you for sticking by me and making a comment while I have been so far away mentally. I appreciate it. I only wish your comment was more respectful to that saint. :)