Sunday, July 13, 2008

Off we go on vacation

We will be back the 24th.

We are off to scout locations for Henry.

We will miss you all.

Please keep the politicians and such under control while we're gone!

11 comments:

Claire said...

Have a great trip :)

Petra said...

Have a great trip! Watch for the fall! hehe... gawd I MUST be smoking.... either that or just really weird....

We will miss you!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Ummm, scouting locations for Henry? Well THAT should be interesting! Have fun! :)

Relax Max said...

Thank you Claire. It was a great trip. I know you will enjoy yourself in September. Hopefully it will be cooler than for you. I made an effort to eat some quality seafood. They had a place in Newport that I hope you try if you like lobster. I will tell you more about it later.

Hey, Petra. Thanks. It was great. I thought about you in Boston. The Big Dig has changed things.

Actually Olga, I was sort of doing just that. I knew I would be at several historic sites with statues. I honestly had a condom in my pocket at the ready. Always too many tourists about, though. Really tough to slip a condom on Paul Revere's statue when there are dozens of people snapping pictures. Will have to be satisfied with photoshopping, I think. :)

Redbeard76 said...

How about a new post here, Max...

Relax Max said...

Sure Redbeard. Here you go. How does it taste? Don't fuck with me on this blog. See the guillotine? This is my letting off steam blog. It keeps me from tearing up the pub.

I just told Rev. Qelqoth to subscribe your blog to some TrannyPal correspondence and film releases. That should keep you occupied for a while.

Never mind. I will tell him to hold off for a week. You are still getting your sea legs here. Here's your pass.

But I will make a new post for you. Heh.

Redbeard76 said...

Sheesh, roll out the red carpet why don't ya. Did you insert your tampon sideways this morning Max?

Relax Max said...

Sorry. I'm used to talking to my buddy Canucklehead. I will be more respectful.

Redbeard76 said...

Bring it, I'm a big boy, I've handled worse insults than yours. ;) You don't have to go soft on me, like when you go soft with your gay lover. He must be so disappointed.

Relax Max said...

I won't try to argue with those more experienced than I. You seem to have things well in hand.

Redbeard76 said...

Aww, Max, that's the best you can come up with? That's ok, you'll be using that hand when you're watching your gay porn. ;)