Obama to be enshrined on Mt. Rushmore

In the above photo, the Senator is shown with a park ranger, being shown where his face will be going.

[Keystone, SD] It was learned today that plans have been finalized to place the likeness of Illinois Senator Barrack Obama on Mt. Rushmore to honor his incredible contributions to America. His face will replace disgraced slave-owner Thomas Jefferson.
Above, Illinois Senator Barrack Obama strikes one of the possible poses that will be used for the monument's reconstruction.
Above is the artist's depiction of how the finished "New 'Bama Rushmore" might look.

Reached for comment at his Chicago estate, long-time Obama friend and spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah Wright (Pictured below, right) said, "While this is a step in the right direction, this will never begin to atone for America injecting the Aids virus into all black people around the world. God damn America! God DAMN America!"
Pictured on the left is an unidentified werewolf attempting unsuccessfully to return to normal. This probably has nothing to do with the "'Bama Rushmore" story, however.