The Loyal Opposition begins to close ranks. Hail To The Chief

Please welcome America's new First Family:

Sasha, Michelle, Barack, Malia.

Godspeed.

Almost over

As I write this, it is only about an hour and a half before the polls begin to close in the East. Soon we will begin to see the results of the real poll instead of the pretend polls that have represented various people's guesswork and predictions. Will it be an Obama landslide as most guess-polls have predicted? Will it be really close and go far into the night before the next president is known, as McCain has suggested?

Doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that the real non-guess poll is now finally underway. Good luck to both candidates. Whoever wins will need a lot of help.

But please don't overlook the race that is so much more important than the race for president. If the Dems gather the magic number of 60 in the Senate, there will no longer be any opposition voice in congress. That means so much more than who wins the title of president. And the way it looks now, that is very likely to happen.

Very interesting indeed.

Obama wins ...

... or so they are saying early on.

What's not to love?

Vote "None of the Above". Stay home. Watch TV. Laugh at those who went and stood in line for nothing.

Has any politician ever really done anything for you?

Has any politician ever kept his promises?

Has any politician not wasted your money?

Why do you keep voting for them?

Did you know that doing the same thing over and over and over, yet expecting a different result, is the very definition of insanity? It is what a crazy person does.

Vote for a new American revolution. Stay home this November. Don't be a party to any of their lies. Don't listen to any of them. The answer is not more of the same, only with a different face in the White House. The answer is a Constitutional Convention. It is SO long overdue!

Take back your country. Sign a petition to force a vote in your state for a Constitutional Convention NOW!

McCain's experience is not the answer.

Obama's inexperience is not the answer.

The status quo is not the answer.

Change simply for the sake of change is not the answer.

No politician is the answer.

Vote for nobody.

Power to the people!

Obama to be enshrined on Mt. Rushmore

In the above photo, the Senator is shown with a park ranger, being shown where his face will be going.

[Keystone, SD] It was learned today that plans have been finalized to place the likeness of Illinois Senator Barrack Obama on Mt. Rushmore to honor his incredible contributions to America. His face will replace disgraced slave-owner Thomas Jefferson.
Above, Illinois Senator Barrack Obama strikes one of the possible poses that will be used for the monument's reconstruction.
Above is the artist's depiction of how the finished "New 'Bama Rushmore" might look.

Reached for comment at his Chicago estate, long-time Obama friend and spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah Wright (Pictured below, right) said, "While this is a step in the right direction, this will never begin to atone for America injecting the Aids virus into all black people around the world. God damn America! God DAMN America!"
Pictured on the left is an unidentified werewolf attempting unsuccessfully to return to normal. This probably has nothing to do with the "'Bama Rushmore" story, however.

Fuckin' the general public...